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Apple: The evil company that anti-corporate liberals love

Willard M. Romney, America’s Ken doll on the campaign trail, once said, “Corporations are people, my friend.” Even if DNA tests were to one day confirm this Republican truism, it would not necessarily make the reverse true. (Remember geometry class. Squares and rectangles, yo!) But, who knows, maybe people and corporations are interchangeable! To find … Continue reading

A Guy Gets Dumped. He Whines About It in a New York Times Essay. I Make Fun of Him.

Heartbreak is pretty universal. But to a certain type of person known as a hipster, a breakup is a unique experience that grants him not only a right, but a duty, to blab to the world about a lost love that can only be partially replaced by wearing skinny jeans, putting on black rimmed glasses, … Continue reading